Bush Moles to Serve in Public Office
BY K. Napolitano
The White House announced today that President Bush had two suspicious moles removed from his left temple in a procedure called a shave biopsy. These moles are expected to be non-cancerous and Washington insiders report that Bush will likely appoint the two pieces of shaved skin to top Cabinet level positions. The larger mole is expected to assume the role of ambassador to the United Nations and the smaller mole will likely be appointed as the new FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Administration) Director. Click Here to Read More Recommend this post
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